Maybe it's just me being nervous...

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L,G,& M pointing something out, some seriously scary numbers, and a little playing with the facts...

Not all that long ago a friend noticed that there was smoke coming out of the front seat locker in his Caribe dinghy. He told me that this was both irksome as well as confusing because, as far as he was concerned, there was nothing that should spontaneously combust in the locker. He also admitted he was a little off put because he had a fire extinguisher on the boat but, as luck would have it, it happened to be in the aforementioned seat locker that was now seriously smoking and it appeared that the top of lid was sorta/kinda melting...

Amazing what sort of mayhem three flares going off on their own can cause on a small dinghy while you're going home from work. For those who need details: the flares were in date, packaged/stowed appropriately, and the Caribe was a total loss.

Maybe it's just me but flares scare me... It's not about having to use flares but the fact that things designed to burn stored away on a boat just make me nervous.

As it happens, I need to buy some more flares because the ones I have are about to hit their expiry dates and this actually pisses me off for a variety of reasons...

For one, they're going out of date because when I bought them the only ones available to me in the USVI were older stock. Not only was I paying a highly inflated price for flares but I was paying that highly inflated price for flares that I'd have to replace sooner rather than later.

Another reason I'm not too happy about having to replace flares is that it is nearly impossible to dispose of them in a safe, sane, and ecologically sensible manner. Last time I tried, I dropped by the USCG station only to be told that I'd have to take them to the police. Of course, the police told me that I'd have to take them to the Fire station but the guy at the fire station told me that I'd have to take them to another fire station who then told me they don't do that anymore and suggested I try the USCG...

So, I actually have a lot of flares sitting around on my boat some with dates that I suspect actually came with the boat when it was new. Any of which could spontaneously combust at any moment...

Color me nervous.

The thing is, in the year 2014 with EPIRB's, PLB's, and modern communication technology you'd think we'd have a better safer flare system.You know something like this...



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add a wedge tent and go cruising...

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I'm guessing our founding fathers never considered the coming idiot factor of 2014 America when they drafted the language of the 2nd amendment, David Simon talks (you might find it interesting),  and how NOT to instill a healthy respect for the law in kids...

This is really a small and simple design...


Now, some folks might say that small and simple are a negative thing but then again some people enjoy Barry Manilow as well, so draw whatever conclusions you feel needful. Me, I like it a lot.


Four berths and room on the bridgedeck for a two person dome tent actually makes this a pretty neat minimal envelope cruiser for a couple.

Maybe not for everyone but for those who "get it" it makes all the sense in the world...

Check out Eric Henseval's website for more information about plans for the Sardine Twin.

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more for boat bound guitar players only...

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Well worth reading, something that makes all kinds of sense, and Neil Young doing some good...

Some time ago I wrote about how enamoured I was with the Electro Harmonix 22 Caliber and 44 Magnum Power Amps for folks on boats who play electric guitar and I still think they make all kinds of sense.

That said, this amp by Quilter seriously knocked my socks off the other day...



Isn't it nice to have choices?

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a new tool in my pocket...

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This kinda rocked my world yesterday, do I detect a certain, shall we say, lack of honesty, and it's turning into the sort of day when covering Led Zeppelin (not Stairway) on a dulcimer makes all kinds of sense...

As a rule I'm not a big fan of multi-tools because they're (mostly) the wrong tool for every job and expensive...

This one's an exception to the rule.

Offhand I think it has a lot to do with the fact that they left the bad knife out of the equation...

Listening to Joe Jackson

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Just a little fiscal common sense...

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Some serious NRA ass-backwards thinking, some folks fighting the good fight, and how being number 1 is not always something to be proud of...

I'm in the process of adding two fifteen gallon water tanks in otherwise inaccessible places on the boat to supplement my super simple hose into a jerry can water system.

So, to keep things simple I needed to get a couple of y-valves. This being what I had in mind...


...and West had what I wanted. Well, at least I thought so until I checked out what a couple of them would cost.

So, what's a poor boy to do?

Well, as it happens, I needed to get some propane at the local hardware store so had the opportunity to peruse various plumbing stuff and found just the thing...

A two way hose adapter with dual shut offs in the garden center for about $2 each. The downside is I needed to add three 3/4" thread to 1/2" hose barbs for $1.99 each so the total damage was right around $16. They're tough, bombproof, and affordable... What's not to love?

Which, when all is said and done, that's about a $94 savings (more if you factor in the cost of having a pair of y valves shipped down to the Caribbean). I don't know about you but I can always use and extra $94 or so.

The only disadvantage I see is that dealing with four shutoff valves is slightly more complicated than two valves to deal with but nothing like a deal breaker and, once I stared thinking about it, having four separate shutoffs is actually advantageous in my installation. Something of a win/win as far as I can see.

Listening to the Wailin' Jennys

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OK, it's a given I'm not big on change...

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A little needful historical perspective, some depressing reading, and something you may want to keep in mind...

On a food blog I read on a regular basis they were pimping some products in the guise of a contest and, being both cheap and enamoured of good food, I thought I'd enter. Of course, there was a hitch (isn't there always?) in that you had to have a Facebook account and you had to "Like" the company to enter.

I don't do Facebook...

But, I'm sure that the company in question will get a lot of "Likes" for their products from people who have never ever actually used or tasted them and down the line folks will buy the products on the basis of how many people "like" the products even though those "likes" are not really based on any sort of merit.

Kind of depressing really when you think about it...

I'm actually mentioning this because one reader regularly writes in complaining that I don't use twitter and how it would be in my best interest to morph Boat Bits into a Facebook page because blogging is no longer hip and all the cool kids are on Facebook.

Let me just check and see how I feel about that...




What can I say... I've just never been "cool kids" material.

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an office with a view...

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Looking for John Coltrane and finding Kenny G, heartbreaking on so many levels, and some seriously ass-backwards shit...

Webb Chiles and his Moore 24 safe and sound in New Zealand with maybe the best quote ever to use when comparing tiller pilots and windvane self-steering...
"I was hand steering because all four of my tiller pilots had died.  One had been repaired and died twice, so that really makes five."
I'm pretty sure I can see a trend...

Listening to Joe Bonamassa

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Tempting...

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A well deserved award, a good point, and help if you can...

Now here's the sort of race I could seriously get behind.


R2AK - Are you ready? from Pink House on Vimeo.

Listening to Renaud

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those pesky electrons on boats

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A couple getting hassled for helping folks, music to drown out the hate, and sometimes it's good to be reminded there are still some good folks around...

My Kindle seems to be having some issues and for the last few nights my bedtime reading has been something of a problematic affair.

I plan to buy a new Kindle Monday...

Now, I expect, I'll be able to sort out whatever problem is causing the issue (at the moment I think it may have something to do with a demon and might require a blood sacrifice) but being that said Kindle lives on a boat and involves electricity to make it work, it's hardly surprising that it's not going to work from time to time.

Face it, anything electronic or powered by electricity on a boat is going to be a problem at some point in time. More importantly, whenever it does fail it will be at the most awkward and inopportune time possible thanks to the ever present law of perversity. Like when you're in the middle of "Heart Shaped Box" (which is a really good read) or you're dragging anchor towards a reef and you go to turn on your electric windlass...

Of course, I can always wait a day or two to read the next chapter so I can live with my Kindle taking a sorta/kinda day off once in a while. As for an electric windlass (or winches, which are just your choice of Deity telling you A. your boat is too big for you or, B. that you need to take a course with Mr Apollo) I don't have one so I don't have to worry about when it's going to fail or malfunction...

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Some blogs worth reading...

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C&L makes a very valid reference to scripture, can't point this out enough, and some very needful reading...

The other day someone asked me what blogs I follow...

Well, I really like Graduating to a Smaller Boat because it just nails the minimalist vibe so perfectly and always puts things into perspective.

Small Boat Projects is another site I keep an eye on because it republishes great posts from some blog I'd never find on my own... For instance, the current article about "Dock Box Carpentry" is truly excellent and one anyone who works on their boat should devour.

I'm not really big on cruising blogs as a rule but a few I keep my eye on are Yacht Mollymawk, Cruising with the Zartman Family, and Sailing Totem because they're excellent and not the same old same...

Jeff Master's weather blog is always the first feed I check and the last one I look at before I turn off my computer...

Listening to St Paul & the Broken Bones

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the ongoing state of things...

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Some interesting/scary changes up north, an important read, and something good from Dick Dorworth...

I've got a bunch of things to do on the boat.

Well, of course I do, boats ALWAYS need a bunch of things done, it's all just part of the gig. I'm not complaining because I actually enjoy working on boats.

Better yet fixing stuff often allows you to improve stuff in the process and that makes me do the "Happy Dance"...

What can I say I just love messing about on boats...

Listening to Minnie Driver

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Some numbers on my mind...

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About some seriously bad advice, something you should know, and just the same old same scam being foisted on us...

Some numbers stick in your head...

Like 999 on a sign telling me there were 999 miles to go to get back home in Los Angeles on a manic solo drive from Alaska after climbing what was then known as Mt McKinley...

Or the number 2 because that was the number on a ping pong ball attached to my birthdate when the draft lottery finally got around to doing its thing.

Then there's that number 60 (hopefully to be followed by 61)... A number both depressing and liberating at the same time and not, to my great surprise, the dire wasteland I expected it to be.

Today it's 2000...

Sort of a WTF number if there ever was one and, to be honest, I can't imagine how I've managed to find myself sitting here writing the 2000th post on Boat Bits...

Beats 2 all to hell.

Listening to Three Dog Night (who knew a thing or two about numbers)

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On being a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic...

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This really impresses me, what you should be doing if you're in Seattle on Oct 6, and a little surf film history to round things out...

I did something stupid yesterday. All I can say is if you're working on an outboard on the back of your boat the very last thing you want to hear is a little splash.

So, a five minute job becomes a wait a week (or more) for a part to get here sorta job.

Listening to Jessica Hernandez & the Deltas

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Has it really been forty years?

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Heinous to the max, a little hot-buttered Deja vu, and some pretty astounding numbers (now can we please see some perp walks?)...

Yesterday I was reading the new issue of "Cruising World" which also happens to be its 40th anniversary issue and it's actually a pretty good read. Maybe they should spend more time looking back on a regular basis...


Which got me thinking about how we all should look back from time to time because it's so easy to forget why we're doing what we're doing and it's often needful when caught up in the full tilt boogie forward march into the future.

Listening to Travis Tritt

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A couple of thoughts relating to changing stuff on a sailboat...

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Thought provoking, some sense being made, and worth watching...

The other day I heard someone advising on the stupidity of moving their bow water tank because it would throw the balance of the boat off...

It got me thinking...

First off, the advice, to a degree, makes some sense as balance in a boat is a goodly thing and best not to be trifled with if you don't have to.

The second thing that came to mind was just what sort of balance the designer actually had in mind when he (and this would be Bill Tripp) actually designed the boat.

Now, as I recall, back in the late 60's when Mr Tripp was designing the Columbia 34 the current fashion in ground tackle was a short 6' length of chain, some rode, and a small plow or Danforth anchor...  For those of a curious nature, Columbia's recommendation for the Columbia 34 was a twenty-pound plow and 150' of 5/8" rope.

You might say things have changed.

While I tend to respect a designer's wishes about where large chunks of weight on a boat are deposited, I also try and keep in mind what the original design parameters actually were when the boat was designed.

The boat in question currently has a 33-pound Bruce, 150' of 3/8" chain, another 150 feet of 5/8" rope and a fifty pound windless... Not exactly what Mr Tripp envisioned I suspect.

Offhand, I'd expect that moving the bow water tank aft would be advantageous...

Listening to Shovels & Rope

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Someone's been designing...

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In the rewriting the good book department (I'm pretty sure Jesus said Blessed are the meek...), running out of time, and the stupid it burns...



Listening to Daniel Balavoine

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a question you have to ask yourself...

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About that triangle of doom, somewhat nervous making, and something happy making...

Way back when, I seriously considered building a Bahama Mama. It's a cool boat.


It's a pretty simple build and, at a cost of somewhere around $50K, it's a a lot of boat for the money as such things go.

Of course an older, classic plastic boat like a CAL 29 (this one for sale is a good example) pretty much ready to go would only cost you 20% of that...

Something to think about.

Sadly, these days, building a boat is really no longer a way to save money so, you have to ask yourself if the great pleasure and satisfaction of building your own boat from the keel up is worth the price.

Listening to Richard Thompson

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Some needful reading...

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Some good advice, not the deal of the century, and Webb Chiles keeping us up to date...

I'm really not a big fan of electronics for boats.

Not that I'm a Luddite or anything but I do feel marine electronics took something of a wrong turn somewhere along the line (I suspect about the same time most catamarans quit being boats and morphed into something else entirely) and, in most cases, have become something less than seaworthy.

I mention this because it might surprise many that a couple of my favorite blogs are devoted to marine electronics. What can I say, not liking the current state of affairs in marine electronics does not mean I don't keep abreast of what's going on with them.

Anyway... The Marine Installer's Rant has a really awesome post which has pretty much zero to do with marine electronics which everyone should read...

You still here?

Listening to Billy Bragg

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a cool boat...

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Worth reading, bikes on boats, and in the "I-won't-be-holding-my-breath-till-it-happens" department...

So the other day I saw this cool boat at the waterfront just a stone's throw from where Dick Newicks very first trimaran design and build sits on a mooring......




Sadly, the owner was not around for me to ask the zillion questions that come to mind regarding the design, build, and purpose... Hopefully our paths will cross and I'll get the whole story sooner rather than later.

It always makes me happy whenever I see an outside of the box design because people thinking is a good thang... I'm pretty sure Dick Newick would have thought so too.

Listening to Tower of Power

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about getting what you ask for...

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Obsidian Wings asks a question, Badtux cranks up the lie detector, and G&T talks guitar solos...

The other day I had one of those eureka moments when pondering just why, in spite of all of the collected tech and knowledge about how sailboats go, so many modern boats just plain suck.

It's not that designers are choosing to design bad boats but, for the most part, the boat buying public is insisting that they do.

It's our fault not theirs.

Of course, if designers developed a little more backbone when it came to market forces dictating design parameters we'd have better boats. But then, designers have bills to pay so if we insist on asking for stupid MacMansion boats they're going to design them for us.

Listening to Steam Powered Giraffe

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It floats!

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Something really interesting/scary, nowhere near enough, and so much for infallible courts...

Skrowl floats!


Right side up too...

Listening to NineBullets radio

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Because there's surf just about everywhere we go...

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Seriously, this is kind of scary, then again so is this, and six scenarios that tell a story...

Some mini Simmons goodness to think about...


Mini Simmons by Kent Senatore from adam funari on Vimeo.

Listening to Ages and Ages

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Rose colored glasses and doing your math...

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Some interesting news on the battery front, just another captain of industry, and a guitar of note...

Wow, Labor Day has come and gone again... Time really does fly.

Yesterday I noticed there was a Jeanneau Sangria for sale here in the Caribbean and, as I'm a huge fan of this particular Harl� design, I checked it out.

First thing I noticed was the boat was too expensive... Face it, every production boat out there has a price envelope they belong in and the easiet way to find it is look at other boats of the same ilk and average the prices out. Not exactly rocket science but it does go a long way to sort out what the going rate for the boat is and my quick look at Sangria pricing tells me that the envelope runs from about $3500-$7500. In the case of this Sangria it's about 25-35% over the high end of the price envelope,

A quick look at the boat shows a boat that's a bit rundown and needs some work so at best they should be asking a lot less.

The thing is, the sellers just might get their asking price because you don't see a lot of Sangrias on this side of the Atlantic so not a lot of comparison shopping available on price and, of course, there is the rose-colored-glasses syndrome that afflicts so many folks looking for a boat.

Which, I suspect, is why you have a lot of $4K boats selling for $12K...

Listening to Desireless

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